Greeting Card - Happy Birthday - Birthdays Are Like an Old Pickup ...

Front: Birthdays are like an old pickup 

Your bumper starts a-thumpin'

Your suspension droops and sags, 

Your spark plugs start to sputter

And your undercarriage drags. 

Your chassis gets to rattlin'

And you're slow to get in gear.

You can feel the constant wobble 

Of your mud flaps in the rear ...

Inside: Your mileage keeps increasin', But your engine's goin' strong. So in spite of all the creaks and clunks, You're chuggin' right along!

Happy Birthday!